It Has It All

While I was camping at the lake during Thanksgiving I went in this little store. I've always wanted to go in there just because it might be a little quirkie, maybe I'd see some odd things, like odd people or something. Well let me tell you, there is one of everything on earth in there. It's a must see for strange people like me. There was pvc pipe, copper wire, a pool table, One can of Texas Pete hot dog chili, a baby doll and a old man with a little dog that seemed to like me. I gave a pat (to the dog) and said "good boy" and the old man made some kinda of noise, I think it was hey or something like that. Anyhow, I wanted to stay longer but the wife and kids were waiting in the car eating boiled peanuts that were bought from a roadside vendor ( yes we are high class folks). But I did go next door to Peggy's Flea Market (turns out I went to school with her son) and I bought myself a sling shot. My wife looked puzzled at my purchase, well I'm camping maybe we'll see a bear, I need to protect myself.