I've had a cold for a few days and when I woke up this morning my eyes were a all red and nasty feeling. Of course my wife is part doctor and she declared that I had pink eye or as I prefer, the more masculine term conjunctivitis. As far as I know this is the first time in 42 years that I've contracted this dreadful disease. Pink Eye comes across as kinda sissy sounding to me. Now on the other hand conjunctivitis sounds like it would leave a scar, definitely cool. So I left work and went to see Dr. C. and she fixed me up with some eye drops and told me I'd be as good as new in a few days. Thanks Dr. C.
PS. Don't worry this the only time you'll probably ever see me here on the blog. My fifteen minutes of fame are now up.